“IM AMAZING!!!” -This Blog.

Soooooooooo well it all started 3 months ago, well no not really, it all started when i was like 8 years old i started to gain fat and well you know when you’re a kid it really doesn’t matter (until one day at gym class you have a heart attack) (no i didn’t have a heart attack) or they make fun of you and you grow up to be a psycho killer (don’t worry i won’t harm you unless needed)

so i gained weight and years passed until about a year and a half when i was like 17 1/2 and you know, when you grow up strange fluids start running throught your body

(and out of your body) , unintencional or intencionally (yes you know what im talking about you sinner) and the things you think about change, so i decided i needed to lose weight and i went to like 3 different gyms, and did cardio bla bla bla but nothing happened, so i quit (or quitted? i dont know english is not my first language correct me if wrong please) but then like 3 months ago i decided i really have to lose weight and i went to tae kwon do for a month, drank lots of water, stopped eating bread, anything with sugar, etc etc etc (i know there are comas or point missing but since i didn’t know witch ones i just left it that way) and well i am

5′ 11′ and i was 202 lbs and after that month i lost 22lbs (im amazing) and after that i decided i would take a break and its been 2 months of eating whatever i want and i haven’t gained any weight wich makes me really happy but im still really overweight so now its time for the last challenge, to get my ideal body and keep it so im starting all this program 6 pack attack, its time to [insert amazing guitar riff here (yes, with your imagination)] BE RIPPED (INSERT AMAZING ECHO ECHO CHO CHO HO HO ho ho) (by the way the echo most sound like RIPPED IPPED IPPED ED ED ED ed ed ed ed, not echo cho cho).

(they didn’t make fun of me when i was a kid).